It's Called a Pala Tee
You've corrected enough people at the court — now let the shirt do the work. A clean, oversized pala silhouette hits the chest like a statement, because it is one. Wear it to your next session and watch at least one person ask if that's a ping pong paddle.
The shirt itself
Printed on a Bella+Canvas 3001 — the unisex tee that's become the default for a reason. 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors have a bit of polyester in the mix, which is what keeps them from going shapeless after a few washes). Mid-weight at 4.2 oz, soft from the first wear, and built to survive being thrown in a gym bag for three days and then washed on hot because you forgot.
Fit: Unisex, true to size, with a slightly tapered cut that sits closer to the body than a classic boxy tee. If you're between sizes or want room to layer, size up. Runs the same in white and black.
Care: Inside out, cold wash, tumble dry low or hang dry. Don't iron the print. You know the drill.