NOT PICKLEBALL. Statement Tee

You've explained it enough times. At the courts, at brunch, to your own family — yes, it's a pala, no, it's not a paddle, and absolutely not, it is not pickleball. This tee does the correcting for you, so you can save your breath for the lob.

The shirt itself

Printed on a Bella+Canvas 3001 — the unisex tee that's become the default for a reason. 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors have a bit of polyester in the mix, which is what keeps them from going shapeless after a few washes). Mid-weight at 4.2 oz, soft from the first wear, and built to survive being thrown in a gym bag for three days and then washed on hot because you forgot.

Fit: Unisex, true to size, with a slightly tapered cut that sits closer to the body than a classic boxy tee. If you're between sizes or want room to layer, size up. Runs the same in white and black.

Care: Inside out, cold wash, tumble dry low or hang dry. Don't iron the print. You know the drill.